Thane

I know, I know, I haven't blogged about our awesome road trip to Alaska and anything since. I will do that...tomorrow...I promise...maybe. Anyway, in the meantime, I just had to insert a couple conversations with Thane. He's so incredibly random...just like his mommy. This kid cracks me up!

Thane:  I’m going to go to Caleb’s school park and play and stay there forever and ever and you will never see me again.

Me: Well, what happens when you get hungry?

Thane: Eat my pants

Ben: What happens when you have to go poop, who’s gonna wipe your butt.

Thane: Me!

Me: What happens when you get cold?

Thane: Pee my pants.

Well  then, as long as you have a plan…

Thane: Mommy, can you take off my skin?

Me: Why do you want to take off your skin?

Thane: So I can be dead. I want to be a polar bear.

Me: I’m not seeing how any of this relates.

Thane: Take off my skin. I want to be a polar bear. Someone will shoot me and I will be dead. I will be a nice polar bear to you guys (eyebrow wiggle)