I keep a word document open for each boy during the year and write down the funny things they say. Since Caleb just turned 5, I was looking through his document. This is definitely the funniest year yet- so I just had to share some highlights:
October:
Caleb: "Get out of here slime monster"
Mommy: (yelling from bathroom) "Yeah, get out of our house slime monster! ....Caleb, there is a slime monster in our house?"
Caleb: "Yeah, Thane is the slime monster"
Mommy:"Ohhhh, was that Thane that just sneezed?"
Caleb: "Yeah, he slimed all over his face. I could wipe it with a broom!"
Mommy:"Uh, how about we use a tissue."
November:
Cousin Katie: "Caleb, how do you know so much about dinosaurs?"
Caleb: "Oh, I don't know, maybe it's because I have a great brain."
Katie: "Oh, yeah! What's 50 + 50?"
Caleb: "Ummmm, 10?"
Katie: "No, it's 100!"
Caleb: (Puts head in hands) "Arrrgh!"
December:
I thought I heard Ben coming down the hill in his truck so I told Caleb to look out the window because daddy was coming. Caleb informed me that it wasn't daddy, but a silver truck. As he sat there watching out the window he mumbled "Mommy, you are the girl who cried daddy!"
February:
(Caleb runs into room) "I can stop you if I can" (evil laugh)
March:
I was cutting some chicken for dinner with a large knife when Caleb did something to make Thane cry in the living room. I said "Caleb come here, right now" and when he came into the room I turned around quickly, knife still in hand. I said, "Caleb, you better be nice to your brother!" He got a very concerned look on his face and said "...or you'll cut my head off?"
April:
While I was showering, Caleb read Thane a nursery rhyme book. When I got out I said "wow Caleb, did you read him that whole book?" Caleb replied, "Yeah, I sang him all the songs too...(giggling)...but Rock a bye baby didn't turn out very well because Bowser was in it."
