Thursday, August 27, 2009

RIP Molly the Malibu

Molly Malibu 1997-2009

Molly the Malibu of Omaha Nebraska died on August 6, 2009 in another case of auto on auto crime. She was only 12 years old. Molly was made a part of my family after sitting on a car lot for months. The salesman couldn't get rid of her because she was purple. I saw something special in her though.
She got around 30 mpg and had four new tires. Her tank was completely full of gas and she had recently been cleaned out. She had purple nail polish on her hood to cover rust spots and a bumper that flapped freely in the wind. Molly is survived by millions of siblings, none of whom bothered to show for the funeral except one that was being serviced next to her.

Molly's life was taken by a Black Escalade with a license plate. The letters and numbers on that license plate are unknown...but would have greatly aided in it's identification.
Memorials may be made by way of remembering all of the good times that were had in Molly.
RIP Molly the Malibu. I will never forget you.

4 comments:

Sarah said...

Love it! You crack me up Stephanie!

Joe said...

Talk to Mr. Kadner. He has the power of vehicular resurrection.

Beth A. said...

Steph you always bring a smile to my face! Thanks!

Heather Day said...

I promised myself I wouldn't cry...